• The Warden enters.

  • Meowfi tries to sneak away.

  • Glimby starts talking nonsense.

    • Something about glue? What a freak.
  • Orion transforms from the Warden to a head guard.

    • We should all look for the imposter!
  • Meowfi makes it to Melvin and Thraine’s cell.

    • Melvin gives her the poop key, but it breaks on the lock.
  • Thraine melts the lock with a spell and tries to kick it open.

    • Hurts his leg, because the door opens the other way.
    • Melvin opens it for him.
  • It’s absolute commotion in the common area. Guards and prisoners clash everywhere.

    • Rusty and Glimby are surrounded. They’re protected by some Tortle guards.
    • Melvin yells out.
      • What do we do??
    • Rusty says they have a plan and to come to him.
  • Melvin front flips over the 2nd story rail and lands into the commotion. He manages to push through to rusty.

  • Orion and Melvin meet up by Rusty.

    • The Warden is BOOKING it towards them
    • They have no time to waste, they have to get out of there.
    • Rusty has a ship waiting for them.
    • Orion casts Pass Without Trace, and they try to sneak out of there.
  • Thraine tries to run as well but is met with a beholder.

    • He runs directly into a wall.
  • Meowfi runs.

    • She comes across Don Jones, who is being chased by a huge gorilla
    • The gorilla throws Don Jones through the roof. Woah!
  • Orion, Melvin, and Rusty sneak their way into a calmer hallway. There’s a dead guard on the ground.

    • Melvin’s third nipple vibrates. Must be important!
    • Melvin inspects the guard and finds a map. They can find their stuff with this.
  • Thraine jumps down. He’s met with Grug, Meowfi, and Francis.

    • He’s still invisible.
  • Meowfi and Grug are thrown by the gorilla man onto the roof.

    • Gorilla man misses, and throws Thraine and Grug further into the room.
    • They try again. Francis makes it, but Thraine doesn’t.
    • Thraine is sucked by a beholder again.
  • Grug gets beefy, picks up Meowfi and scales down the prison wall.

  • Orion, Melvin, Rusty, Mackulkin, and the other Tortle guards take another left.

    • There’s a horde of guards running towards them.
    • The guards spot three of the Tortles and kill them instantly.
  • They head up the stairs and see this disgusting creature being helped by a fellow inmate.

    • Gross. They get ignored as the gang proceeds.
  • Meowfi, Grug, and Francis are being chased by direwolves.

    • They head towards a nearby cliff to jump into the water.
    • Meowfi and Francis are caught by a direwolf while Grug speeds ahead.
  • Orion and the gang are met with two guards at the door protecting the room they want to get to.

    • Orion summons his familiar (cat) and distracts the guards. They go chasing the cat.
    • They’re able to get into the room.
    • Orion finds his things immediately.
    • Rusty finds Meowfi’s things.
    • Mackulkin finds Francis’ things.
    • Melvin is the only one who couldn’t find their things.
  • Thraine tries getting thrown by the gorilla again.

    • He MISSES AGAIN.
    • Thraine gives up and tries escaping through the hallway.
  • Meowfi and Francis fight the direwolf.

  • Orion tries to open his chest, but is interrupted by a huge hand bursting through the ground. It’s the waaaaarden

    • They book it out of there, sneaking past some guards in the process.
  • Meowfi and Francis are gettin they ass beat but Grug comes back to save the day.

    • He punts the direwolf into the stratosphere.
  • Orion and the gang continue.

    • Two beholders try to behold them but they can’t because Melvin clenched enough.
    • They slip by.
    • A window is at the end of the hallway.
    • Orion just jumps out immediately. It’s sheer luck he survives (60ft.+ drop)
    • Melvin casts feather fall for the rest of the group. They’re on the island now.
  • Thraine tries to make his escape.

  • Meowfi, Francis, and Grug manage to swim far enough into the ocean to be saved by one Georgie G

    • Looks like this is the ship Rusty was talking about.
  • Orion and the gang try searching for said ship.

    • They notice Klaud and his friend escaping from a sewer gate.
  • The Warden bursts through the wall.

    • Fucking loser can’t even see the group and they all escape (from the direwolves as well).
  • They make it to the cliffside and jump onto the ship.

    • Having made it far enough away from the prison, the arcane locks on all the item boxes disappear
    • Orion takes his things.
    • Melvin notices a neat looking deck of cards, and asks Orion if he can take one.
    • Orion mentions the cards can be very powerful, but fate has smiled upon Melvin.
  • He takes a card.

    • Judgement
      • You cannot die for 20 minutes
    • Melvin, feeling emboldened, asks to be taken back up to the top of the cliff.
    • Georgie puts Melvin on the top of the bubble surrounding the ship and pops it, sending Melvin flying upwards at mach speeds.
    • He crashes onto the ground and is completely fine.
    • He CHARGES towards the Warden.
  • Meanwhile, Thraine manages to escape. He jumps down the wall but hurts his leg.

  • Meowfi pulls a card.

  • Boichi seems nice.

  • Melvin charges at the Warden.

    • He can’t be hurt, but doesn’t do much damage
  • Orion senses his buds are in danger.

    • Death 13
      • Fall to the ground immediately with 2 failed death saves
  • Grug wants to pull a card now.

    • Empress (3)
      • He appears to have a flower now and says they can survive a trip up.
  • Melvin and The Warden continue fighting.

    • The Warden goes into a rage, summoning a horde of Wyverns.
  • Meowfi pulls a card.

    • Justice
  • Melvin has to run. He tries using spells but the Warden and Wyverns are too strong.

  • Melvin distracts them long enough to allow Thraine time to escape.

    • Afterwards, Melvin hardly escapes with his life.
  • Later, on the ship, the gang reconvenes.

    • The Tortles from Lunaris Point claim that since they helped us, we must help them.
    • We’re to meet Lawrence Shmud there. He seems to lead a resistance force against the Empire.
    • They want us to check out The Crying Lands to find out what caused the explosion in that land.